You are pitiful

Weird Al Yankovic - You are pitiful

-Intro-

Sung:

My life is brilliant

Spoken:
What, was I too early?
I’m sorry, should I….
Do you wanna start over?
Keep going? Ok.
Now? Now?

Sung:
My life is brilliant
Your life’s a joke
You’re just pathetic
You’re always broke

You homemade star trek uniform
Really ain’t impressing me
You’re suffering from delusions of adequacy

You’re pitiful
You’re pitiful
You’re pitiful, it’s true
Never had a date,
That you couldn’t inflate
And you smell repulsive too
What a bummer being you

Well you just can’t dance, and forget romance
Everybody you still calls you “farty pants”
But you’ll always have a job, well I mean,
as long as you still can work that slurpie machine

You’re pitiful
You’re pitiful
You’re pitiful, it’s true
You’re half undressed, eating chips off your chest
While you’re playing Halo 2....
No one’s classier than you

La la la la,
La la la la,
La la la la...Loser...

You’re pitiful
You’re pitiful
You’re pitiful, it’s true

Your dog with would much rather play fetch by itself
You still live with your mom and you’re 42!

Guess you’ll never grow a clue,
When it just sucks to be you...