Again, posting up some interesting thing off the web
All right, the third paper is finished, and we have just two more days! two more! count the hours, and rejoice at the fact that you have finished your first semester with all your limbs intact.
Just another month to go till the next semester. Wonderful isnt it?
Now, to treat ya all, here is a link i came across. It is about things that happens only in movies. Some of them seemed quite far fetched, unless you caught the movie that has that element, but most of them are true. Here are some of them which 1. It is always possible to find a parking spot directly outside or opposite the building you are visiting.
[Look at all the movies. There is always packing space. ALWAYS]
5. Any lock can be picked with a credit card or paperclip in seconds. UNLESS it's the door to a burning building with a child inside.
[Maybe its because the door knob is oh so damn bloody hot?
Nay.]
18. If a microphone is turned on it will immediately feedback.
[Almost true for all humorous movies. Dammit, when will the creative director be more original?!]
17. If you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts, your opponents will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around you in a threatening manner until you have defeated their predecessor.
[So that's how Jackie Chan survives, and also how Jet Lee beats all his opponent. Man, now i know.]
31. Plain or even ugly girls can become movie star pretty simply by removing their glasses and rearranging their hair.
[This is especially true. Look at all the local actors who are ugly, and then for some reason, they become models in their own right. Girls, dont you just wish it was real?]
32. Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their enemies with complicated devices incorporating fuses, pulleys, deadly gases, lasers and man-eating sharks.
[Bad villains always are some genius that do all sorts of funny things to kill their arch enemy. I mean, seriously, just drop a nuke or something. Oh, and one more thing. In movies, bullets seem to never hit the actor, unless the actor has to act in a dramatic scene. If not, he or she seems invulnerable, even when tons of bullets are flying. Man. Superman, you lose there. I know you repel bullets, but DAMN, they dont even get hit by bullets.]
29. One man shooting at 20 men has a better chance of killing them all than 20 men firing at once (it's called Stallone's Law).
[All right, as mentioned in the above. Actors cant die even in a barrage of bullets. Instead, the people who fire them die. Man...]
33. All beds have special L-shaped sheets that reach to armpit level on a woman but only up to the waist of the man lying beside her.
[Unless its a porn movie, then this rule will always be true. The sheets seem to be attracted to the...chest of the lady. LOL]
Man, wasnt that just so enlightening? More funny interesting stuff to come.
And i do that just for the traffic on my tag.
So tag dammit, especially those silent visitors. LOL
Justin ranted at 7:18:00 pm on the
20 November 2006
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