The end is near my friends(Inspired by Southpark Season 3, Episode 14. War. Where Eric Cartman leads an reenactment of the civil war in America into a real civil war. And he made some speeches back from the battle field. So this is my somewhat lame attempt at emulating the humor used. Though i have no doubt in my mind that none of you will know what the heck i am talking about, and will skim through it. Still, to hell with that)"Ladies and gentleman, i report to you from the exam battlefield, where our final battle is fast approaching. We have been through alot, and i can assure you, we still have to go through hell before we can attain victory. Our Next destination is the Fort of Writers. Media writer have hidden themselves and are not prepared to surrender, unless we start to name the different leads for newspaper writing. It is thus with great regret to inform you that some of the soldiers have suffered many casualties due to the inability to regurgitate information that has been remembered over the past hour. But however, rest is assured, for we will take the Fort, and bring it down. And so then i will win my personal battle with the First Semester. For i hate those modules. I hate it so much, that i cannot express how much hatred that i fills my body to think of the modules. I would love to see the burning pages of the modules scream at me, as they melt in the flames, for i hate those modules. I seriously, hate those modules. Respect ma' Authorita'!" All right, i think it didnt turn out the way it should, but heck it. Its freakin one day left! Wooohooo!! Justin ranted at 10:11:00 am on the |