I think, therefore, i aim
I had a long chat on my friend's tagboard. And dammit, it is so darn cool la. But the best part isnt the ability to have a real time chat.
Its the ability to use vulgarities without being censored, dammit.
Nonetheless, you have to pay for it, and i dont think my parents will give me the money. I dont have no credit card also, so i cant do anything.
Anyways, after reading my media writing, i realise to attract people, i need to write in short paragraphs.
Like this.
And this.
Anyways, i went surfing the web again, and guess what i found? Kisses. There are actually names for kisses. Different types of kisses and how it is done. No, not just your usual French kiss with the tongue, but with a lot more variation. For the sexually desperate and insatiable. Like me. (not.) LOL
Personal favourites include:
- Godelian kiss
- a kiss that takes an extraordinarilly long time, yet leaves you unable to decide whether you've been kissed or not.
- [It must have been like a split second. Maybe the Flash kissed you? (if ya a guy, then sorry, maybe he is bisexual. haha)]
- Socratic kiss
- really a Platonic kiss, but it's claimed to be the Socratic technique so it'll sound more authoritative; however, compared to most strictly Platonic kisses, Socratic kisses wander around a lot more and cover more ground.
- [Whoa. LOL. I wonder where.]
- Russell-Whiteheadian kiss
- a formal kiss in which each lip and tongue movement is rigorously and completely defined, even though it ends up seeming incomplete somehow.
- [maybe done by a robot? Sick dude.]
- Hertzsprung-Russellian kiss
- Oh, Be A Fine Girl/Guy, Kiss Me.
- [Common in movies. i think]
- Cartesian kiss
- a particularly well-planned and coordinated movement: "I think, therefore, I aim." [LOL] In general, a kiss does not count as Cartesian unless it is applied with enough force to remove all doubt that one has been kissed. (cf. Polar kiss, a more well-rounded movement involving greater nose-to-nose contact, but colder overall.)
- Nietzscheian kiss
- "she/he who does not kiss you, makes your lust stronger."
- [common with your crush. I mean, common with you feeling that, because you cant get your crush. haha]
- Epimenidian kiss
- a kiss given by someone who does not kiss.
- [then might as well not kiss. sheesh]
- Harpoic kiss
- shut up and kiss me.
- [common in movies, where the girl seems damn desperate.]
- Zenoian kiss
- your lips approach, closer and closer, but never actually touch.
- [common again in movies. I remember hitch had this thing about giving good night kisses to your date. You are to linger a while, before hitting for the home run. LOL]
- Procrustean kiss
- suffice it to say that it is a technique that, once you've experienced it, you'll never forget it, especially when applied to areas of the anatomy other than the lips.
- [Whoa. Seriously, i am jealous]
The rest are too damn boring, for its too long and it doesnt fit well with the purpose of media writing for the web.
Till next time. LOL
Justin ranted at 12:36:00 am on the
21 November 2006
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