something you dont hear everyday

"everything is in italics!"
"What?! how could that have happened?"
"Surely a minor error, nothing to be worried about."
"Worried? no, hell no, i am not worried, why should i be worried when everything looks italics. of course i shouldnt be worried."
"you are worried..."
"No no, of course i am not worried. i do not need to tilt my head to read the fonts, and even if it is disrupting everything i read on the net, its okay. its all right."
"you clearly are--"
"everything is all right. it's just italics. even winamp has italics. everything has italics. EVERYTHING has italics. EVEN LINKS. EVEN FUCKIN LINKS!"
"we do not need this kind of lan--"
"ITALICS! ITALICS HAVE COME TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD! ITALICS LEFT AND RIGHT. AGRHHH!!"

Justin ranted at 10:19:00 pm on the
23 May 2008
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