Absolutely BrilliantThere was a boy. When he left home, he found that his internet wasnt working. he didnt care a single bit. there was a boy, and he didnt care a single bit about why his internet wasnt working.there was a boy. When he finished school, thoughts of registering for his subjects came to his mind, but then he though, dont worry, everything will be fine. And trust he did. There was a boy, and sadly, he was about to find out that trust was never enough. there was a boy. When he reached home, horrors of horrors, he cried. What happened to the fucking internet? There was a boy, and it was the first time his family heard him swear the forbidden word. there was a lady. She went on a wild gooseberry chase with the boy. Where was the internet bills? Has it been paid? Its two months overdue? Where is the file? There was a lady, and she wasted quite enough time figuring out whether the bills were paid. there was a boy. He tried everything to resuscitate the internet. Everything was working fine! the more he tried, he more frustrated he got. until he grew so upset that he started to play his guitar quietly with the tunes of several emo songs. there was a boy, and he was an emo boy. there was a lady. and she came bearing what seemed to be excellent news. the internet in the whole of johor wasnt working. why? she got no clue. there was a lady, and she was clueless about everything. finally, there was a boy. who resigned himself to the fact that he had to wake up at bloody 5am just to travel all the way to the only place where there is perfect internet, in close proximity to the source of all this nonsense, just to take part in the dreaded FFF. there was a boy, and as he typed, he is stucked in the NTU library, cursing every single swear word he knew silently. [Edit: thankfully i got what i wanted. no thanks to my home connection, which suddenly seems to work fine again! damn karma.] Justin ranted at 8:53:00 am on the |